Friday, February 21, 2014

Status Update - Red Alert

S: I have to fart and I'm sitting on a hard plastic seat. RED ALERT.

JS: Don't trust a fart!!!!

S: I'm clenching!

LT: You can announce it for all of FB, but not actually let it happen? You are a mystery.

EB: I say Let 'er rip.

TO: Easy girl...just don't shit your pants!

JM: Go to the bathroom? Just brainstorming here

S: I couldn't because we were in this classroom watching a movie and all the desks are crammed together and it was a huge ordeal. I held it together though, guys!

GC: By held "it" together, you obviously mean your buttocks.