S: I have to fart and I'm sitting on a hard plastic seat. RED ALERT.
JS: Don't trust a fart!!!!
S: I'm clenching!
LT: You can announce it for all of FB, but not actually let it happen? You are a mystery.
EB: I say Let 'er rip.
TO: Easy girl...just don't shit your pants!
JM: Go to the bathroom? Just brainstorming here
S: I
couldn't because we were in this classroom watching a movie and all the
desks are crammed together and it was a huge ordeal. I held it
together though, guys!
GC: By held "it" together, you obviously mean your buttocks.