3 things before I finally go to sleep for realz:
One, Elnett hairspray allows my hair to stay up in such a fashion that I'm legally required to be Syndrome from The Incredibles for Halloween.
Two: If you do a Google Image Search for just "syndrome," be ready for some crazy shit.
And three: I have discovered my dream career, and that is to be a Professor of Terrible Literature. I would rock that shit so hard: teaching what separates good literature from bad, and basically doing what real professors do but for bad literature. The academic world NEEDS me!
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